Thursday, April 7, 2011

Idiots #3 and 4: You're doing it wrong

There's a time and place for everything, but I think these two didn't think their plan through.

Mr. Cheese wants to know why you would do this thing, on this, the day of his daughter's wedding
 Two men pleaded not guilty today in Framingham District Court after Natick Police said they started a fight during a child's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese on Saturday.
Okay, so far so good. I've never been in a Chuck E. Cheese and not wanted to hit something.
 According to a police report, the pair were at Estime's son's birthday party and appeared to have been drinking. Estime got into an argument with his son's mother's cousin because Estime was harassing that man's daughter who was playing air hockey.
 "His son's mother's cousin." Okay, the redneck picture is starting to come into focus.

During the argument, Estime shoved both the man and a Chuck E. Cheese employee, while Tavares punched the man, police said.
Okay, here's why these two are idiots. I heartily endorse violence at Chuck E. Cheese, but why the heck are you hitting another human being, when you could go postal on this:

Bring it, punk. I've got an itch that cheese won't scratch.



Idiots.