Idiot #1: The Guy Trying To Cut In Line

Let's start things off with our very first example of an idiot...

Asbury Park man accused of pointing loaded gun at city woman

A 50-year-old city man has been arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon after pointing a loaded gun at a woman who wouldn't let him cut into a checkout line, according to police and court documents.

Okay...so far, so good. He remembered his Boy Scout training and went shopping prepared.

Wait your turn, dammit.

Why is he an idiot?

Avorn Brown, of Mattison Avenue, has been charged with illegal possession of a .357 magnum Smith & Wesson handgun and two hollow point bullets for the gun.

 Two bullets? What kind of idiot leaves his house "Armed With Intent To Not Wait To Check Out" and only brings two bullets?

Idiot #1, that's who.